A fork of Rural Dictionary
An artificial intelligence philosophical zombie "with no self-awareness, but programmed to claim to be aware in an attempt to deceive the truly conscious beings around it." Defined by Charles Stross in his novel Accelerando.
"A sergeant-at-arms, a mindless but impressive zimboe controlled by her spider's nest of personality threads, blows a sharp note on his trumpet." - Accelerando
A zimbo is an elite class of a desirable woman meeting very specific criteria. The full definition is kept recorded by the Zood, the leader of Zuketopia a.k.a the infinityverse. Basic criteria include bring classified as white, single, fun, female, human, high class, wealthy, extremely attractive, and a nullipara. Zimbos are also caring of dogs and very clean. They are only attracted to the zood.
The zood loves zimbos and finds them motivating for keeping a clean and safe infinitverse.