Country Dictionary

Zip-tie

A high school prank in which someone walks behind someone else and secretly straps their backpack's zippers with a zip-tie. People also zip-tie others by strapping someone else's backpacks to a desk or table or zip-tieing someone else's locker.

Person 1: "Yo dude could I borrow some scissors?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "Someone zip-tied me on my way here."
Person 2: "HA"

zip tie

something you tie up and throw at your cat for him to play with

Hey, is the cat playing with a zip tie again?

zip-tie Republican

A steadfast believer in a political orientation that was hijacked by a former reality TV host.

Ray still believes the results of the 2020 election can somehow be reversed. Ray is a zip-tie Republican.

cluster fuck zip tie nugget

when two or more backpacks are nuggeted and then zip tied together at the zippers.

Bro 1: "Dude I freaking cluster fuck zip tie nuggeted Matt, Patrick, and Justin all at once."

Bro 2: "Dude that's freakin hilarious!"

Zip Tie (ing)

Using a zip tie, and tying a friends personal items to a hilarious object, and or item. Most appropriate with shoes, bags, etc.

Hey J! Why don't we zip tie D's backpack to the steering wheel of A's car?

Zip Tie (ing) is so fun, especially when it's in bathrooms.