A fork of Rural Dictionary
Zon is someone who is absolutely beautiful inside and out. They know how to make someone happy when they are down. They are someone special, and super sweet.
Zon you do realize you are the only reason i’m here. You make me happy Zon.
like son, but disrespectful in a slang way
Who do you think you are zon? Skweezy Jibbs tried to disrespect me so i called him a zon and stole his word
slang for buying something. Originally meant buying something from Amazon, but has been repurposed to mean buying something from just about anywhere.
A: I'm hungry B: Y dont u zon a McChicken rn? A: This is the gayest word I have ever heard B: Yo zon some lube for that butthurt A: Please zon a noose and hang yourself