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Rule 1 don't talk about zorting Rule 2 DON'T TALK ABOUT ZORTING Rule 3 unsafe quenching can lead to dangerous zorts Rule 4 zorting with friends is the easiest way to have fun, besides minecraft Rule 5 when you zort before you quench you have a problem
Last night i quenched so much that I zorted all over -Parker Zorting after quenching is the best way to make friends.
Sprocket from Animal Crossing's favorite phrase
Yo, you look like you've been working out, zort!
When to take your friends out for a night of drugs, alcohol and all around kook fest. There are three levels. Motel-80$ Bellargio-120$ Sandals the big daddy, you are not going to sleep for 2 days....
Hey we should go to Caplansky's and zort eachother
Zombie Outbreak Resistance Tactician. Generally used to refer to anyone who has studied zombie survivalist theory. Typically refers to a member of a large web based organization known as OZORT that can easily be found on any search engine.
After killing 11 zombies, the Zort took a 10 minute break, ate a sandwich, and then killed 7 more.