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A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

"Christians" who only celebrate Christmas and Easter.

1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.

A judgmental term used by elitist jerks.

1: Are you a Christian?
2: Yes, but I only go to church on Christmas and Easter.
1: Oh, so you're not an actual Christian. You're a C&E Christian.

2: Fuck you, you judgmental prick. Who are you to tell me how to practice my religion. Go slide down a lubed cock you fucking prick. Like I'm going to sit here a let my personal beliefs be questioned by some douche who doesn't even belief in God in the first place. Go screw yourself.

if you add a space in between every letter of a word, people will think it is funny when really it is not.

d o e s u s i n g s p a c e s m a k e m e a u t o m a t i c a l l y f u n n y ?

me and the bois trying to find R I C E

" I NEED R I C E "

People who only show up at church on Christmas and Easter, the only two times a year where church attendance seems 'mandatory'.

Better set up more chairs in the sanctuary so all the C and E folks have a place to sit.

chapel of england

A Clockwork Orange:

One necktie, blue. -Religion?

- C of E, sir.

Do you mean the Church of England?

- Yes, sir. The Church of England.