A fork of Rural Dictionary
the sound one makes when masturbating himself to extascy
damn, im gonna have a fap session rite now with this porn
Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house): You: *fap fap fap* (with parents in your house): You: *fap fap fap* Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that... You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip) Your mother: (closes the door) You: FFFFUUUUUU...
an onomatopoeia for the sound of jacking off or masturbation
I was walking past my brothers room and heard porn moans and fap fap.
Another way of saying masturabtion Maybe you've heard of: Tickling the pickle Choking the chicken Jackie the beanstalk Five knuckle shuffle Beating the meat Applying the handbrake Busting a nut Having a wank Masturbating Jerkin the Gurkan Choking Charlie till he throws up Taming the snake Rubbing the genie's lamp Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL} Cocking the rifle "This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!" Waving the wand Launching the rocket Stroking Johnny Me-time These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.
Hey mate, I think my parents heard me having a fap...
The expression "fap" is an onomatopoeic Internet slang term for male masturbation that first appeared in the 1999 web comic Sexy Losers to indicate the sound of a male character masturbating.
Fap me
The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.
The new bangbros videos just came out. Time to fap
A comment issued by a person in response to another party excessively talking about or exhorting the benefits of anything; but especially something which doesn't really merit it. It implies excessive masturbation over the continually mentioned topic.
Person 1: And then I get +2 to AC and D4 hit die, plus I get a bonus to my will and fortitude saves once per day, and I also get an extra feat every 6th level.... *etc* Person 2: fap fap fap. stfu.