A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.
when you invite some dick over on your day off and just fuck like mike & carol brady.