Country Dictionary

“A Pelosi” is a back door illegal haircut.

My hair was getting long, but my barber shop was closed due to the COVID-19 restrictions, so I called my barber to se if I could get “a Pelosi”, sneak in through the back door to get a haircut.

The act of destroying or shredding a document.

Seller: “We received your payment today. You already paid your bill this month, so there isn’t anything due. What do you want us to do with the check?”

Customer: “Thanks for letting me know...just Pelosi it.”

A strong leader, especially of the U.S. House of Representatives. Puts Cheetos in their place.

Nancy Pelosi rocks.

Verb meaning to rip up a written speech or other document.

I handed my resignation letter to my boss but he Pelosied it because he wanted me to stay.

Verb. To tear something very important (or generally shitty) in half.

I freaking Pelosi'd that quiz I failed.

Verb
1. To own, like a powerful, no-nonsense leader
2. To obliterate

1. He’s been practicing so much, I know he’s going to Pelosi that interview.

2.She completely Pelosied his term paper for being so poorly written.

Civily getting the last word with only a hand clap.

Did you make your point and win the argument? Nah, I got Pelosied.