A fork of Rural Dictionary
"almost best friend"
because you can only have one best friend
Hannah already has a best friend so i am her abf.
"All but face". A woman that has a beautiful body, but unfortunately has a mediocre face.
Wow, that woman is totally ABF. It's unfortunate because she could be a knockout.
ABF, Adult Breast Feeding is An adult Male or Female who takes pleasure in feeding from a lactating woman's breast.
Nursing
Angry Bitch Face. Like RBF but when you furrow your eyebrows while doing the simplest of tasks, thus making you look angry and coming off as a bitch.
“Why are you so angry watching TV?”
“I’m not, I just have ABF.”
Angry Black Female: they always seem to be having the worst day imaginable.
Bill: "Hey Jon, did you get me a shake?"
Jon: "No, she cashier was a total ABF."