Country Dictionary

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

A phrase used to highly disapprove of someone, something, or an action. This phrase is usually said in a nasty tone.

misbehaving child: Can I eat this ice cream before dinner?
child's mother: Absolutely not.

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

Something only a Sith deals in.

"If you're not with me, then you're my enemy."

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes"

A brand of vodka made popular with a witty marketing campaign.

Six shots of Absolut and I fell off my barstool.

When you put absolute before an insult, you make its career ending abilities 10x stronger by making the victim feel dumb.

Without:

Guy 1: What’s 3 times 4?
Guy2: I’m not answering that you dunce!
Guy 1: :(

With:

Guy 1: what’s 3 times 4?
Guy 2: I’m not answering that you absolute dunce!
Guy 1: I don’t feel so good D: