A fork of Rural Dictionary
Being at avail
If I want to spell accessable with two c's and two s's not to mention not I as well that's permissible, cause if microsoft access is right whois to argue and being able has never been being ible, cause that'd be downrioght feeble.
to have entry to a particular person, place or thing.
1. Greg accessed John's butt.
2. John recieved access to Disney Land.
3. Carmin accessed Greg's bank account.
devil spawn, son of Satan. Produced my Microsoft.
Fucking hell, i'm going to put my fist through my laptop if i ever have to use access again.
The ease and opportunity with which one can "Do" a potential partner. Commonly used in tandem with "Attractiveness" as its co-value to score a "Hottie" on a scale of 1 to 10.
*See Attractiveness/Accessibility Scale
"Ugh, her face and body are a 4 but I bet her accessibility is an 8, easy!"
Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.
Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."