A fork of Rural Dictionary
"after" means right after some other event. so if u tell someone that u'll do something after that person did something else, it is common knowledge, that u have to do it right afterwards, not leaving any time inbetween!
I'll tell u AFTER u told me something else.
> that means, u gotta tell it right after that other person told u!
A German word meaning anus. One to avoid when engaging in conversation with Berliner society matrons.
In spite of many years spent living in New York City, Hans (ever polite) still approached the word "after" with trepedation, still connecting it with both his mother tongue, and his nether regions.
the chilled out relaxed after-'party' usually with a handful close friends after a bigger party and/or clubnight
can last way into the next day, often involving lots of alcohol, naughty illegal consumables, something funny/trippy on the telly and lovely afters music
"hey man, what are you doing for afters?"
"afters at yours, yeah?"
"fucking love me some afters, best part of a night out"
"save some of that ket for afters mate!"
When you re-wear a piece of clothing without washing, febreezing, or rubbing deodorant on it when you really should.
I hate to be the one to tell you this but you've been aftering your ex girlfriends scarf for two weeks now. Its getting out of hand dude.
But if I wash it her scent won't be on it anymore.
Don't try and tell me she smells like rotten cup of noodles and burnt hair.
Illegal after-hours drinking in a pub/bar, after closing time. The landlord leaves the cash till open so any official outside can not hear it being opened and cash being put into it. Afters drinkers are the select few of the regular pub clientele. Used in Yorkshire, northern England
"I don´t believe in afters, because I never get invited."