A fork of Rural Dictionary
The quality of being simultaneously agile and vigilant.
Batman is agilent, especially in the Batmobile. Always remember to be agilent after school.
Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.
That crap was built using Agile. Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile? Worker B: How? Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.
Organized mind numbing micromanagement.
He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.