A fork of Rural Dictionary
The precise accounting of the your drunkenness in comparison to others around you to determine that because your company is more belligerent than you, you are not really an alcoholic. Alcologic is often used to determine whether it is socially acceptable to get more retarded
Jack was two pitchers deep, but Jill was passed out with a mustache drawn on her face, so the alcologic dictated it was time for shots
The type of reasoning used while consuming alcohol.
Alcologically speaking, I think it would be a good idea to dance on the picnic table in my underwear.
Alcologged... Like being waterlogged, BUT WITH ALCOHOL!
I drank so much last night, I'm so alcologged.