A fork of Rural Dictionary
The best most amazing person on the planet. she changes her hair many times and loves her BF. shes like an angel to everyone and has the softest touch.
Girls like her are always taken by the best people.
guy 1 : Hey did you see that chick?
guy 2 : Yea her name is Aleina but liked to be called aly.
guy 1 : Dude shes hott!!!
guy 2 : Yea too bad shes got a bf
a beautiful kind hearted lady, belives strongly in God and deep in Faith, athletic. She is one of a kind and is able to brighten up a dull room. She is independent and loves her family. Has many friends but only some she can trust. She is not one to mess with when upset!
Dude 1: Yooo dude look at aleina she’s so fine
Dude 2: Yeh she’s hard to get ma boi, don’t even try to get her it’s practically impossible
the most beautiful person alive, the best girlfriend anyone could have. anyone would be lucky to have an aleina, as she is perfect in every way
i love my girlfriend so much, how could i not? she’s an aleina!
She falls in love very easily. Shes very nurturing and loves all of her friends like a mother, her style stays mostly to the simple side. She gets hooked on TV shows very fast. Shes the list beautiful person you will ever see.
Aleina you've watched that show 5 times now
Aleina if you’re reading this, just know you are such an important person and YOU will change the world for the better. I know life is tough but you can’t let people get you down, they are just jealous of your beauty and wisdom. You are the best dancer I know and your talent outshines anyone around you. Everything is going to lighten up soon I promise, and I’m always here for you, because we are more than family, we’re best friends, WE 4LIFERS 🤞. Always remember your worth and your purpose, to ✨SHINE✨.
-Love, Gia
Oh Aleina? You mean the girl who won ten competitions in a row. Yeah I know her.
DID YOU SEE ALEINA YESTERDAY, SHE IS SERIOUSLY THE PRETTIEST DANCER IVE EVER SEEN!!!
Aleina is the biological process of making babies with big gyatts 🍑👶🏿. It is a very easy process that involves putting the peepee into the veevee.
Here’s a step by step tutorial on how to perfectly perform aleina:
Step 1: Rizz up your potential mate (they can be of any gender unless they have a peepee)🤫🧏 ♂️
Step 2: Invite your opponent into your bed. 🛌👅
Step 3: Cut yours and their clothes off with your safety scissors. ✂️👙🩲
Step 4: Position yourselves in the 69 position to make it rain in your opponent. 💦
Step 5: Perform aleina by inserting the peepee into veevee (ex: like inserting a usb into computer action) 🍑🍆
Step 6: Adjust your speed and pressure according to your opponent’s interests and needs. 🏎️💨
Step 7: Don’t stop unless you have released milk inside your opponent. 🥛
Step 8: Wait for 9 months for the desired results of your fetus. 🫃🏿🤰🏿
Step 9: Last but not least, repeat this process for a minimum of 69 times per year. 🦗🦟🦗🦟
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: Ay babie, are you a masala dosa? cuz i want to bite into you 😏
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Oh my goddd i need to get some meat 🥩
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: don’t worry babie, I have 6.9 inches of that🗼
(9.6 hours later….)
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Omgggg my poochina hurts from the aleina😩😩
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: I’m hungry… I’m going to go get milk from onlyfandom345
Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara: Oh that noice friend of yours…. we should invite him to our bed someday…
Babor Rajasundaram Isgara: YAYYY- i mean sure whatever. I’m bi-bye. I mean bye.