A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very hot female pornstar with a large, delicious juicy ass. She is one of the rare white girls with a true ghetto booty.
"I'd give anything to stick my rod in-between Alexis Texas' ass cheeks."
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(verb) When someone (typically a woman) in their prime, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating or sex with someone until they're are significantly less desirable (i.e. older, fatter, etc.).
Example 1: She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's pursuing a relationship with you? Don't get Alexis Texased. Example 2: She never even looked his way when she was 20! Now that she's 35 with kids she's dating him. What a dumbass! He let her Alexis Texas him.
When someone (typically a woman) in their peak, in terms of beauty, holds out on dating and/or sex with another person until they're significantly less desirable.
Example 1: Really dude? She had you in the friendzone for 10 years and now she's giving you a shot now that she's older, fatter, and got wrinkles? Don't let her Alexis Texas you. Example 2: That girl never looked your way when she was 20 years old. Now 15 years later, here you are getting Alexis Texased.