A fork of Rural Dictionary
what you need to come up with when you're having a threesome with two hot chicks while your girlfriend is expecting you to take her out to dinner
Person 1: "Dude, what's your alibi gonna be?" Person 2: "I was helping a blonde screw a lightbulb."
She knows every move that a man could make She knows every trick in the book She knows how to give, she knows how to take 'Cause so many times she's been taken and fooled By those alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines Lord knows she's heard them all She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone Lord knows what I've put her through And boy, you can bet, if a move can be made She knows how to make one on you She once thought that love wasn't just a game Her feelings once came from the heart One day I gave her a wedding ring One night I tore all those feelings apart
With my alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines Lord knows she's heard them all She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone Lord knows what I've put her through But boy, you can bet, if a move can be made She knows how to make Her own alibis and lying eyes and all the best lines Lord knows she's heard them all She's been cheated on and pushed around and left alone Lord knows what I've put her through And boy you can bet, if a move can be made She knows how to make one on you
Second Alibi is a short-lived pop duo best known for their hit song "Red." The won an Ohio Music Award in 2015 and toured with Aaron Carter 2017.
Second Alibi is a 2010's pop group.