Country Dictionary

Altiturd

The act of taking a massive shit in an airplane lavatory A massive turd at high altitude, hence the name

"I had a massive altiturd while on my way to San Francisco. I think some of the people in the back row could smell it" "Gimme a minute. I gotta drop an altiturd"

Altiturd

The sudden need to poop when ascending in elevation (ski lifts, aerial trams, airplanes) caused by the drop in atmospheric pressure.

After we get off of lift 2, can we head over to the Phoenix? I've got to drop an altiturd.