A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone (female) who is amazing/exciting in the bedroom.
A girl who appears sweet and naive at first but turns out to be very sexy.
A girl who can take you by surprise at any given moment.
Geoff: So how did it go with that girl last night?
Dave: Well the night started out kinda boring at first but then she turned out to be a real alyson!
Geoff: Score!
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one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.
boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.
don't be such an alyson, just do it.
An amazing person with a great personality. A really amazing friend. She is the type of girl to explore and love nature. A drop dead gorgeous girl. Loves her best friends and enemy’s. Her laugh brightens up anyone’s day.
Have you heard of Alyson. She that pretty girl over there!
Do you think I can get her number?
Most Alyson's are very gorgeous but don't know it. They think they are ugly and criticize themselves a lot.
They get annoyed with there closest friends but are always there for them.
Usually curvy or skinny. Not fat.
Usually brunette sometimes blonde.
Sexy and romantic. Very creative.
They make amazing girlfriends and fall for certain people. Not a player. Very unlikely to cheat.
An Alyson is a very funny and entertaining person. Very fun person.
Alyson: My thighs r so fat. Its so embarrassing!
Cammy: No they aren't you're gorgeous.
Jake: Alyson, seriously. You're super gorgeous!
Alyson: Yeah, okay whatever.