Country Dictionary

the most amazing person in the worlds b-day... especially if their name starts with an f or ends with an e

person 1: omg it’s april 13th today!! person 2: oMg ReAlLy!!?¿ person 1: yea, I sure hope f******** like the present I got her!

National tity squeezing day

Yo Jimothy , it's april 13th. You exited?

People born on this day are amazing people. They are stubborn but great to get to know. These intelligent Aries know what they want, and will get it by any means. They will also say whatever they want, and fuck whoever they want

Dang, I wish I was born in April 13th. Those some cool ass niggas.

A day in which fellas with massive wangs are born

I wish I was born on April 13th!

National shut the fuck up day

Oh it's April 13th, you know what that means.

On April 13th, after grabbing booty and the 6 inch, stop with these stupid national holidays.

Today is April 13th! Oh yes that's when all this bullshit ends.

April 13th is the day where you have to hug your crush and spend the whole day with her. It could also be the birthday of a muslim too.

Its April 13th, (Crush name), wanna hangout today?