A fork of Rural Dictionary
On the evening of April 14 I wanted to celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus day by baking my girlfriend a cake that she could eat while I ate her out.
the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool. basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then? wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
National hugs and kisses day. All day hug and kiss, single or not go wild
Hey its April 14
April 14th is the best date and month to be born on ask out a girl who is born of the 14th of April
Guy 1:Wow look at her Guy2: wow she looks like she was born on April 14th you should totally Ask her out Guy 1: ok!!!
the best day ever! if you are born on this day you are amazing 🤩. It is also an Aries ♈️ date which is ten times better
she was born on April 14 she is amazing