Country Dictionary

Tristan sucks a dick day!!!

Hey it’s april 6 tristan please suck my dick

april 6 is the day u can punch the best u hate the most. its national punch the bitch day!!! now go punch that bitch

its april 6 ima punch u bitch! fuck u!

doeby eats sperm day

yes papi April 6 is tomorrow that means me (doeby) can eat all that white stuff.

The day the hottest people are born on☝️ So pretty and the most generous, forgiving energy they are so easy to get along with and someone who can never be replaced

You (Sofia): hey my birthday is April 6 Me: 💍?

The only genuine day where kings are born and no one can deny that

My brothers born on April 6 I’m so fucking jealous

April 6 is national eat food day, the birthday of many crazy monkey’s and they are pretty low key about it

April 6 is the best day ever

National knee em ballz day!! Today, you are allowed to knee your friend’s ballz.

Mary: *knees jack’s ballz* Jack: ouchhh Mary: It’s April 6, Happy national knee em ballz day!!