A fork of Rural Dictionary
a arsebandit is somebody that loves anal, commenly used at a unsult
dude, seen him over there? he's a arsebandit.
Male homosexual. A.K.A. knobjockey, turdburglar, shitstabber, pillowbiter, shirtlifter, brownhatter, ginger, iron, fucking bender.
Michael Barrymore? Someone ought to top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
an arsebandit is a male that fucks other males.also see ringpirate
oi dale winton you fat old arsebandit wots the lotto numbers gona be this week.
the name of a British comedy group (website: www.Youtube.com/ArseBanditTV). The Arse Bandits have been known to do sketches and stunts, including stapling ones bolocks, throwing an unplanned rave in a chip shop and asking the cashier in a coffee shop for a blowjob. Can be used to describe somebody's actions if they behave in a similar way.
"Yeah Danny put lube on Rhi's forehead. Danny's a right arsebandit."
A male homosexual. One of many descriptive terms derived from the unnatural practice of sticking one's dick up another male's chocolate starfish. Also see knobjockey, turdburglsr, shitstabber, brownhatter, shirtlifter, pillowbiter, etc.
Michael Barrymore? Someone should top that fucking murdering arsebandit.
Someone who is Homoerotic, or takes it up the exit hole.
Oliver you are such an arsebandit, go away you prick.