A fork of Rural Dictionary
ashlin is the sexiest person alive. she was born to be sexy. she does cry a lot though, so it balances out. she was born to be a milf, maybe even a world-wide milf. i don’t even know what a world-wide milf is, but she’s going to be that. despite being extremely mentally unstable, she’s pretty cool. also she has a lot of inner turmoil regarding sexuality, which she also cries about every night.
“wow, that ashlin is so beautiful and hot and successful and i want to kiss her” “hey, why is she crying?”
ashlin is the weirdest person out there. she has made many mistakes in her life and thinks she is cool. her nickname is THEORY
person 1: "omg is that theory?" person 2: "omg ew yeah, we are gonna get the plague lets go!" ashlin: a dumb person who thinks she hilarious and cool
a tan girl with a phat ass she comes off as a total bitch but gives amazing head
guy 1: “yo i just f****ed ashlin and she asked me to spit in her mouth” guy 2: “yeah i heard she’s a total freak!”
A beautiful girl who is absolutely breathtaking, the definition of beauty. If you're lucky enough to meet her keep her in your life. She is perfect but doesn't know it as is really cute when she's mad. She would make a perfect girlfriend and has the most amazing personality. She is an amazing person and deserves the world. She is really funny and badass most of the time. If you ever meet an Ashlin, keep her by your side. She may seem really nice but has jokes that can kill. It's best to stay on her good side. She means the world to everyone and words could never express how much she means to people.
Dude: That girl is awesome! Dude2: She's an Ashlin duh!
Ashline is the most beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful, and kind person! She is a baddie when she wants to be! She looks innocent, but once u get to know her ,she is freaky! But she will r.o.d for anyone she holds dear to her! It is rare for her to not like anybody and she is a very outgoing and friendly person! Treat her well, cuz her feelings are sensitive sometimes and she will tell you the truth no matter what and she is a rlly down-to-earth person and the person who you can cry on! She is also very funny and a hottie!
“Omg.... Ashline is so hot” 😁😁