A fork of Rural Dictionary
When there is a guy who is not asian, but his eyes do look asian.
“That nigga Jimmy has asian eyes” -Nick
“Yeah he looks like he eats cats” -AJ
When you are causally walking around but then a fat ass thick black guy comes around and uses his dick as a whip to beat up the other person until he ejaculates all over you.
Last week I turned around the corner and a fat ass came around then Asian eyed me.
asian eyes most commonly occurs when you toke too much dank greens and you are so high that your eyes have trouble staying open.
That blunt gave mikey the asian eyes bro.
When it is so bright outside, you squint your eyes a lot and you look Asian
Hannah: "Dude it's so bright out here. I can't see a thing."
Amanda: "Maybe you should wear sunglasses like me so you don't get caught having Asian eyes."
When someone is so high from smoking marijuana, the eyes feel heavy and your eyes look droopy too.
Ha ha, Jimmy’s so stoned he has asian eyes!
When a man places his ball sack onto another's eyes or brow region causing the eyes to close or "slit".
When Jimmy passed out at the party Gerry gave him asian eyes!