A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who asks many stupid, pointless, obnoxious questions.
God! Jimmy is such an askhole. He won't stop asking me about my favorite teletubby and im about to smash him in the grill, kid.
A person who repeatedly asks for advice from multiple individuals, only to ignore aforementioned advice completely. The askhole will choose the least logical option (usually their own), skipping merrily down the path into unbridled oblivion, blissfully and willingly oblivious throughout the entire ordeal. We can conclude that an "askhole" is a gaping, cavernous pit of stupidity, into which good, sound counsel is thrown and subsequently lost forever.
Josh: So, Liz asked me for some advice about her boyfriend the other day. She said when she's with him she doesn't feel any sort of emotion... they're just kind of existing together. Corey: So what did you tell her? Josh: I told her if she doesn't get anything out of the relationship she should end it. Corey: And? Josh: And they're getting married next month. Corey: What a askhole.
A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.
Dude, I can't believe that we're paying to listen to that askhole all friggin class.
Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources. As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.
Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... . Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence. Nik: Fuck you.
Someone who asks too many stupid, pointless,retarted questions.
Joe your a askhole quit asking retarted stuff about Guild Wars.
A person who asks for your advice,yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Friend-"I am so worried, my cat is sick,what do I do?" You-"Take him/her to the vet to be safe." Friend-"Nah,I'm just going to wait and see what happens." You-" If you're not going to take my advice why ask then?" Friend-"uh I don't know..because I am an askhole?"
when someone asks you a leading question with the full intention of using it as an avenue to begin mocking you.
Example: A friend of mine attempted to embarrass me in front of some of his friends by asking me "didn't you wear that same T-shirt yesterday"' knowing full well that I have several of the same color. I informed him that this type of act is commonly referred to as an "askhole"