Country Dictionary

somebody with wrinkles around their eyes which resemble folds of skin surrounding the anus

Whoa she's got a BAD case of ass eyes

(n) a person (or creature) whose eyes have a special quality of vacancy and vacuousness, reminiscent of a evil, bottomless anus. whether utterly daft or extremely crafty, those with "ass eyes" will appear to have no soul. note: children and small animals commonly cry and/or take flight when caught in the gaze of an ass eye.

girl 1: yo, girl, i was co'chillin when i noticed "ass eyes" starring me down across the buss. girl 2: gross. girl 1: yeah, then when the bus stopped he purposely brushed up against my tits on his way out. girl 2: fuckin' ass clown.

Strange look from someone who's eyes appear abnormally large. Ass eyes are also a look of stupidity.

He gave me the Ass Eyes for saying motherfucker in the meeting.

An incredibly drunk individual whos eyes become like butt cheeks, which usually involves stumbling sentences and awkward advances at unattractive persons.

Bro, you had big time ass-eyes last night when you peed your pants and then slept with that homeless lady

Someone who does something stupid, usually without looking. This word usually pertains to idiotic drivers, but, can be used as an expletive when angry.

Hey, get in your own lane, ass-eyes!

when you get shit in your eye( voluntarily or involuntarily) while motorboating someones ass not to be confused with pink eye

last night i licked carrie's ass and now i got ass eye

when u brush your eye against a nasty butthole, causing inflammation common symptoms include redness, irritation and death

gae dat bitch ass pink eye