A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus
Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :( Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities
Example: Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video?? Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!! But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew! Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!
the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole
This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called. Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right? DON'T CENSOR ME!!
Something really dumb or shitty.
"What is this wank ass music we are listening to?"
Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?'' ''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score'' ''The old Ass-Fistey Wank'' ''Bingo, flaccid sir''