Country Dictionary

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Ass Wank

When you don't have a penis so you masturbate your anus

Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :( Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good

by Superbankai January 15, 2016

Ass Wank

Another term for anal sex. Mostly used by religious people, who believe in no sex before marriage - but feel the urge to have sexual intercourse.

Ay lad that bird gives good 'ass wanks'!

by Kostadino August 27, 2008

Ass-wank

1980 - Insult towards those of an annoying and twattish nature

Valiant is an ass-wank

by Not Rah November 20, 2004

Saskatoon ass wank

Saskatoon Ass wank: When 2 dudes jerk off another dudes ass at the same time. Usually done in Saskatoon by visible minorities

Example: Dude 1: Hey Bro, did you see that crazy Saskatoon ass wank video?? Dude 2: Yeah Bro! Damn that guy had a great ass! I wish I had his ass! And the Korean guy looked solid and had a fuckin bitchin tat!! But the Mexican guy seemed to be enjoying it a little too much. He's clearly the homo in that crew! Dude 1: ummm....Bro....that was clearly a fucking dirty Indian. Not a Mexican!! And yeah....He was clearly a pillow biter! I bet he wished he had an ass like the fine looking half breed he was ass wanking!!

by Saskatoon Ass Wank January 02, 2018

dumb fuck shit ass wank

the act of fucking a woman who is considered dumb i.e blonde then fucking her up the ass then wanking on her shit hole

This act is fucking sick and should not be tried at home as it will result in the police being called. Please delete if you want, but it's gotta be said, right? DON'T CENSOR ME!!

by Corpse July 25, 2004

wank ass

Something really dumb or shitty.

"What is this wank ass music we are listening to?"

by john's peena April 16, 2018

Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?'' ''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score'' ''The old Ass-Fistey Wank'' ''Bingo, flaccid sir''

by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008