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assload

more than a lot but less than a shitload

man, i have an assload of reading for history tonight.

by bug August 31, 2003

assload

A whole bunch of. This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP. Penguin: Well, how much do you need? Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll. Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember. Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

by DJ Dropa Duce December 07, 2009

assload

The burden that can be borne by one's ass (Equus asinus)

And he said unto his sons, Saddle me the ass. So they saddled him the ass: and he rode thereon, and was an assload. (Kings 1, 13:13)

by Thomas Pants, PhD January 14, 2004

assload

More than a lot and a ton. but less than a shitload and a fuck-ton.

Wow that is an assload of money

by darkrebel08 July 15, 2009

assload

the amount of an object one could fit into their ass.

He could fit 20 ping-pong balls in his ass. It was quite an assload.

by fainting goat September 23, 2010

assload

Per the TV show "Selfie" episode "Nugget of Wisdom," a quantity of twenty-five thousand (25,000) items or occurrences.

An estimated 50,000 calls a year--so, two assloads.

by Pietro Aretino February 26, 2015

assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs. Slang: A lot. Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

by Joe_23 May 30, 2013