A fork of Rural Dictionary
Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."
Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"
Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."
Samneric: "Dead assmar?"
A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase
Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems