Country Dictionary

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assrocket

A large turd fired from your ass at an abnormally high speed, not to be confused with diarrhea

"Man, every time I have Thai food, I kick AssRockets 6 feet down the crapper."

by KingWarthog April 16, 2003

assrocket

A gay man's penis.

"Ooooooww, I just love gettin me some big assrocket!" said Dave, the local homo.

by Dumper Bumper February 20, 2011