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astroloho

A person who is obsessed with astrology. Ones signs and the spiritual realms. Can also be known as an “astrology hoe”.

Tom: “She asked for my zodiac and the time I was born”

Dave: “Oh she is a astroloho”

Astrolohoe

An astrologer who is also a hoe, or a hoe who is into astrology -- usually disgustingly much so that it becomes their entire personality and their life revolves around it.

Oh no, you're going out with an astrolohoe? That's not gonna work out just because of that.

What can I say. I love astrology. I'm an astrolohoe. I want an astro-orgy. A bunch of astrolohoes together!

I am a hoe who loves to judge people because of astrology. I'm an astrolohoe.