A fork of Rural Dictionary
THE DAY A FUCKING LEGEND WAS BORN... DICKS OUT FOR WHO EVERS NIGGAS BDAY IS ON THE 17TH
*August 17th* Friend One: Yo it’s my birthday Friend two: Really Bro Friend One: YES Friend Two: YOUR A FUCKING LEGEND
August 17 the day the most chillest/hottest mf was born . This mf is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet and will always be there for you when it comes to most deepest shit
Girl 1: DAMN who that? He fine ngl Girl 2: that’s bob, today is his birthday too btw Girl:1 oh fr what’s today’s date?I forgot Girl 2:oh it’s August 17 Girl:1 ohh damn that explains everything
The day when the most handsome men are born. They deserve everything.
person:”oh whens your birthday?” me:”august 17th” person:”omg marry me”
National Have Sex Day! Call your partner or anyone really and get to fucking
Her: Hey babe come over rn Him: Why? Her: Because its August 17 Him: Aye let me go buy some condoms
August 17 is Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day. She is amazing...you really don't deserve her...you'd better buy her love by getting her something really great!
Girl: My boyfriend bought me a huge teddy bear for August 17th! Boy: What is August 17th? Girl: It's Give Your Girlfriend Presents Day. Boy: Oh...I didn't give my girlfriend anything...maybe that's why she left me for a girl. Girl: Yeah, boys kind of suck. We only keep y'all around for the presents!
Give your crush your skanky P.E. sock day If you are born on this day there go's your socks Good luck
Person 1: hey whens your birthday? Person 2: August 17th Person 1: so that's were all your money go's to buying p.e. socks Person 2: absolutely right sir