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Autoimmune disease

Pretty much pressing the ā€œself destruct buttonā€ on your body

Me: *gets diagnosed with an autoimmune disease* Body: I’m going to fuck you over Me: for how long? Body: forever.

by Peanuts b December 12, 2018

autoimmune disease

A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.

Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.

by Ex-Quitter August 04, 2009

Autoimmune disorder

The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell

Man autoimmune disorders suck

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

Autoimmune Hepatitis

A rare disease of the liver, which may cause the spleen to expand and rupture. Someone with this disease is a must-have at every party.

Hey, man! Did you see that guy with autoimmune hepatitis? His spleen's fatter than yo momma! We should invite him to the next party, so we can look good when compared to him!

by Chrissy_B June 05, 2011

autoimmune

The immune system is a complex organization within the body that is designed normally to "seek and destroy" invaders of the body, including infectious agents. Patients with autoimmune diseases frequently have unusual antibodies circulating in their blood that target their own body tissues.

the infection triggers an autoimmune response

by stoneygeek July 10, 2017