Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin (Possible side effect: mutilation)

Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick

by I_have_Lupus_7 February 25, 2019