A fork of Rural Dictionary
To make someone feel awkward. To awkwardate someone; awkwardated (past tense) awkwardation (the procress in awkwardating someone)
Sorry I didn't mean to awkwardate you.
Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.
Ben: Do you have a crush on John? Audrey: Awkward awkward...
When something weird or embarrassing happens, and there's that silence after it. No one really knows what to say, or choose not to say anything. Just back slowly away..
When you're making out with someone and then you realize your zipper is down. You zip it up slowly...But he notices *awkward* When you walk in on your parents doing "family planning"
When two pedophiles meet up after chatting as 15 year olds online.
...ohh...well this is awkward....
passing a homeless person on your way to a coin star machine.
the most awkward thing that could happen is passing a homeless person carrying a jar full of change.
The art of turning a normal conversation into an awkward situation.
"Did you see that video of a guy electrocuting himself? LMFAO" "How can you find that stuff funny?" "..." "I totally awkwardized this conversation."
when you ask your best friend who their best friend is and they say someone else
going on anon - on tumblr - and asking your besto who their best friend is, and they say the person who they are always fighting with. cue awkward moment.