A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang and derogatory term to describe a vagina based on it's similarity in appearance to the injury received if someone was to be hit by an axe. This can also be used to specify that a female was undergoing menstruation at the time with the similarity being that an axewound would also bleed.
Male 1 "There better be some beaver at this bar tonight, I need some gash!" Male 2 "For sure, the chick I have meeting me later is bound to let me plow her axewound" Or Male 1 "How did your night end up sat? The girl you bailed with was smoking" Male 2 "Yeah def not a coyote, problem was got her home and she wrecked my sheets! She didn't bother to tell me she was recovering from an axewound"
Derived from true Glasgwegian(Glasgow, Scotland)a mouldy axewound is a term used so as to describe the pitiful or shameful state of a persons arse. For example an arse crack in this sense is refered to as axewound simply due to the manner in which it is shaped like an axewound. The "mouldy" describes a harful image of an uncleaned or unwiped arse crack.
Check the nick of yer mouldy axewound.