A fork of Rural Dictionary
mega coomer coomes on your sister and does your mum jokes and is the coom monster
coomer means aydin cooms very hard in your mum
The idea or belief that opposing viewpoints are automatically incorrect and that your personal opinion is always correct, no matter the circumstance.
You: Hey trees are green. Person: No they are an element of green but they aren't green. You: They are still green. Person: No they aren't, I know im correct. You: You practice aydinism or something?
this man is literally God incarnate. He is God and God's father at the same time. Dont ever argue with him because he's right and always will be. His BBC extends beyond space and time and every reality your feeble mind can wrap itself around. He's built like a steamroller and he's been arrested 69420 times for unlicensed weapon ownership because of how much he's packing. If your his friend buckle in, he's sponsored by six flags because his life is one crazy ass ride.
*Don't actually say the name Aydin out loud, the pure power his name invokes is too much for any mortal"
A permanent like disease that prevents male boners usually caused by excessive intense hardcore masturbation. In rare cases, it has been reported that the Aydination can cause the penis to fall off over time if obsessive penis touching continues.
Guy 1: Dudee I hit up the strip club with Jamaal the other night for his birthday and the fool wasn’t into it at all. I think he might be gay.. Guy 2: Wordd?! I wouldn’t judge dude, maybe he caught the Aydination. Scientists have yet to find a cure for the Aydination