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b.u.f.f.

Big ugly fat friend. Usually refers to a freind that makes you look a whole lot better in social situations.

I,m gonna go to the bar this weekend and bring my B.U.F.F. Jeff.

B.U.F.F

Big Ugly Fat Fuck, aka, that annoying guy who considers himself to be all that, but in reality said person is just a douche bag. The term is typically used in veiled sarcasm by everyone else around said person, since he is far too oblivious to the intended meaning.

Troy: "Hey Jerry, you're looking pretty B.U.F.F. there, you been working out?"

Jerry: "What? Nah, I'm just naturally this way."

Steve: (to Troy, after Jerry walks away) "Did you really mean that?"

Troy: "Yep, he really is a Big Ugly Fat Fuck"

B.U.F.F

Sorta like the term D.U.F.F, meaning designated ugly fat friend, the word B.U.F.F means, black ugly fat friend.

Girl 1: Hey do you want to hang out later?
Girl 2: Yeah! Make sure you call Lisa, shes our B.U.F.F.
Girl 1: Oh, good call, I will see you girls later.

B.U.F.F.

big ugly fat friend. Every group of friends usually has one.

"Why does Sally hang out with them?"
"I don't know man, she's such a B.U.F.F.

B.U.F.F.E

Best unicorn friend for ever

Sophie is my B.U.F.F.E.

B.U.F.F.

Better Understanding of Food and Fitness

This dude has a b.u.f.f.