A fork of Rural Dictionary
Adults use it as a colloquialism - referring to events that we probably should’ve experienced earlier in life (i.e, as a baby’s first) but instead are experiencing it for the first time as an adult.
Adult 1: You've never been to a concert?
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!
The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
When you're banging a pregnant girl on Sunday and finish inside giving the baby a white treat for the first time
Man I'm going to hell for giving a girl a babys first icecream Sunday
also known as FBDS, the guy you screwed around with and had a baby with for the first time, mostly affects young girls from ages 14-19 years old who have kids extremely young and before marriage.
Lindsay: I really might get back with my ex
Bobby: why he's a total douche to you and doesnt even care about lil jonny
Lindsay: because he's my first baby daddy!
Bobby: ah! fuck girl you've got a case of First Baby Daddy Syndrome!
A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.
👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."
👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."
👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."