A fork of Rural Dictionary
I met this cute Asian guy at the bar last night. Can’t wait to get him home and test drive that BAC.
BACS (Broken Alarm Clock Syndrome)
When you wake up an hour late to school because u were so tired that u bashed the shit out of your alarm clock to the point where it broke.
"Yo Roberto why are you so late to school"
"*yawns* dude i got BACS"
"oh u should get a new alarm clock then"
An Asian driver is stopped by police. "You've been driving dangerously," she says. "I'm gonna have to test your BAC." "Okay," the driver says, unbuckling his belt. ;)