A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using your mouth to clean your partners but hole where indoor blumbing isn't available.
Hey dude your breath really smells like CRAP. Oh thats because we were in Mexico for a month and I had to give my wife a Perouvian Badet.
The splashing of the asshole as a result of a large turd hitting the water while deficating.
I thought I was in trouble with no toilet paper, but then I gave myself a killer Analog Badet.