A fork of Rural Dictionary
a combination of the words 'badonk-a-donk' and 'binoculars'. basically, a tool used by those with bad vision to verify if a girl has a nice ass from a distance.
"hey man, check that girl out, she's a looker!"
"eh, i dunno, better get out the badonkulars, just in case..."
binocular-like structure that zooms in on the badonkadonk.
"My creepy uncle utilizes a pair of badonkulars for checking out the neighbor"
A pair of binoculars used to check out an ass (badonkadonk).
"Did you see that chick's ass?"
"Damn! let me get out my badonkulars!"
Sounds like "Binoculars". Like Beer Goggles for staring at a woman's ass, typically a chick with a flat or weird shaped ass, that looks amazing when drunk.
Dude 1: "bro you were grabbing flatty Maddie last night!"
Dude 2: "I don't give a flying fuck, I saw her with my badonkulars on!!"