A fork of Rural Dictionary
- Noun
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"
man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!
A bean that is coated in tomato sauce. Only found once a month, and best avoided. An acquired taste.
It was only baked bean on the menu, but he tucked in anyway.
I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that
A can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure
person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: Oh man definatly spagetti
Person1: Ewh get on the spagetti lovers side