A fork of Rural Dictionary
Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player
a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl
friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”
People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.
The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!
Lame individuals who never forget to wear they're baseball hats. Baseball players feel empty and insecure without something on their head. Sleeping, eating, jerking off, you name it they keep their hat on 24/7.
Also known to be extremely dumb(it is rumored the hat has something to do with it)
look around and pick one. they're everywhere. Baseball players in highschool/college fit this description the best.
A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.
Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.
People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.
"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"
Someone who thinks they are very talented, and/or atractive just becuase they are playing the sport of basball. In reality only a few percent of them have actual game.
Baseball player: Hey girl
Everyone: please don’t