A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: a type of medieval sword a length between longsword and arming sword. 2: the illegitimate son of an aristocrat of whom, this son loves sex. 3: a way to describe a penis of which is between an average and long size.
1: he rode through the planes with his bastard sword, Marw in hand, he slaught any man who stood before him. 2: Christ almighty, he can’t keep it in his pants, must be a bastardsword. 3: my dick isn’t too long, just a bastardsword