A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag". 2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
A: So what happened last night? B: Dude! She was a total bath towel!
(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave. (n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.
Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night? Junior: What happened? Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.
When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.
Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.