A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of lurking in a dark corner or shadowy area at a party or social event rather than socializing and engaging with others. Particularly revelant if the person is wearing black articles of clothing. Applies only to a single person, not a group of people.
Danielle, stop batmanning and come play beer pong. Jim was being really weird last night. He just kept batmanning instead of being a good wingman.
suddenly and silently disappearing without a trace and with no forewarning becoming completely unreachable by any communications device or service
7:14 pm: hi sugar hey lil mama, what's up? ooh you tickle me with that! that's what's up, lil mama what are you doing tonight? ... hello? ... 8 am the next day yo, lil mama what's up? lol, nothin if you keep batmanning out on me like that!!!
Batman is a cult. We must feed him daily. Feed him nothing but carbs and fast food. If you don't comply with the god himself, you will know NOTHING BUT PAIN AND SUFFERING AND REGRET FOR ALL ETERNITY. Don't make the mistake I made. Steps for making batman: 😁😁😁😁😁👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Step one: find a corner in public that many people walk by so batman will get regular sacrifices and fed. Step two: feed him (He likes the number 6 from McDonald's, a fish fillet. Make sure to add extra cheese and mayo for extra good luck 👍). Step three: Inform the locals about your batman and force with mental harassment to make one as well. Step four: Mass-produce batmans until your town knows nothing but mold and old food. Step five: do it.
Adam: BATMAN Jaxon: BATMAN BATMAN Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP
This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed... THE BATMAN!?" "What the fuck Gary?"
To pull a batman is while having sex in the doggie position the male shines a light on the roof and while she is distracted yell to the bat cave and stick it in her ass
Dude I pulled a batman with my chick turns out she likes anal