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batson

(noun); a character of supreme imperial being who offers wisdom and warm cordiality to the worthy.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see His Royal Highness Batson yesterday?"
Person 2: "yeah, I learned some shit, dog."
Person 1: "Word."

by theteller September 18, 2008

batsoned

A chronic liar. Someone who makes plans and backs out. A person who claims to be able to acquire certian goods and has no means of coming through

"Man that sucks. You think youve been lied to, well I've been batsoned."

by dr. wellington May 24, 2009

Barry bee batson

a god

barry bee batson friging killed half my squad in under 3 seconds

by bee movie video game April 13, 2021

Crunchy Batson

The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.

She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson

by Jeck foul February 24, 2024

Batson transaction

A transaction made with Nate batson.

I made a batson transaction inside the corner tavern.

by May 29, 2023

Batson

Batson, He’s a youthman who’s loyal, kind and loving. He loves football god and that one gyal but he’s also someone who men does rhell bad talk for gyal and men wanna kill because of girls, they know he’s a youthman who don’t play no game at all, hahaha.

who batson?
Yeah the #12 who they does can’t pass when he in the back.

You does talk to that batson boy?
Girl you want me and you fall out or?

by Brawling November 21, 2023