A fork of Rural Dictionary
Derived from being "The Boss". This is the ultimate level of coolness that can be achieved by an individual. Bauness increases when individual does something without self-gratification.
Bridgette's bausness increased when she bought Glen a drink because his wallet got stolen.
1. The boss, except way more awesome. 2. Someone who regularly does something incredible and owns at practically everything. 3. Proven winner.
Dude, Lance scored 70 points last night on his way to a triple double and nailed two cheerleaders at halftime while the coach gave them a pep talk.
I know man, Lance is the bause.
A Beast Ass Dj Who Everyone Wishes They Were
Man I Wish I Was DjDrew A.K.A. The BAUSE
Bausing is the term used to refer to the act of flossing your teeth with someone's ass hair, typically that of an attractive woman.
Sean: Imagine bausing off of Margot Robbie.
(Everyone Else): Bro what the fuck are you talking about?
Sean: Like using her ass hair to floss your teeth, I'd do it man, she's hot.
(Everyone Else): I'm trying to eat man...